Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
"Please Take The Girl Lyrics"
Renovadores feat. Majid, Acorn, Jokeren Lyrics
Majid: I got the recipe to be the greatest mc you see My tongue is sword my ammunition the vocabulary I’m the type you just sit back and listen when I’ve heard enough of your shit I take your mind to prison cause when I drop my poetry everybody
Majid: I got the recipe to be the greatest mc you see My tongue is sword my ammunition the vocabulary I’m the type you just sit back and listen when I’ve heard enough of your shit I take your mind to prison cause when I drop my poetry everybody
(Larry Johnson/Craig Martin/Cledus T. Judd)
Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin',
If he'd just dig the bait.
He said: "Get lost, Dad, I'm watchin' mud wrestling,
"Go jump in the lake.
"Why don't you take that neighbour girl?
"The one that favours our dog."
His dad said: "Son, she might sink the boat,
"She weighs more than our hog."
And Arnie said:
"She's got a tackle box that you'd kill for,
"A ZebCo rod and reel.
"She won the Jun
Unfaithful Lyrics
Are you safe and warm inside is your conscience clear tonight are you deceitful unfaithful here's your chance to make this right no matter how you feel inside are you deceitful unfaithful of lies You're not telling me something I know you'r
ior Bass Masters Tourney,Are you safe and warm inside is your conscience clear tonight are you deceitful unfaithful here's your chance to make this right no matter how you feel inside are you deceitful unfaithful of lies You're not telling me something I know you'r
"And I just ate oatmeal,
"And I'm afraid I might hurl.
"Daddy, please, please take the girl."
Same limey boy, same large girl,
Eleven years with no date.
They finally married when they both realised,
They'd get a big tax break.
One night at the Laundrymat,
Washin' underwear.
A stranger pulled a water-gun;
Arnie soiled another pair, (Whoops.)
And whimpered:
Ain't got no money, in my wallet.
She's got the credit cards.
But they're all run
Alone Lyrics
I've been driving this road for the third straight day, As the thoughts from the past are to pick my brain, And now i feel like screaming to the world, 'Cause this highways goin' nowhere, And the lines have all been blurred, By the rain that's fallin' d
up over the limit,I've been driving this road for the third straight day, As the thoughts from the past are to pick my brain, And now i feel like screaming to the world, 'Cause this highways goin' nowhere, And the lines have all been blurred, By the rain that's fallin' d
Won't get you very far.
And though her hair's up in curls, and she looks like Milton Burle,
She ain't wearin' fake pearls,
Mister please, please, please take the girl.
Well she ain't bad when she gets a couple of coats of that cold
cream on her, and a sack over her head.
A toothless Arnie, a whale of a woman,
Forty years down the tune.
One day they found him with a shotgun,
Buck-naked on the roof.
Doctor's said: "He's lost his mind,
"We'll have to take him away.&
California Lyrics
(Hills 3:13) I'm gonna ride in a big jet plane And you won't see me around here no more The morning drive is never easy It's always the same And I don't want to be the one who closes my door Cause I don't beat around I got jumped for n
quot; (No o o o!)(Hills 3:13) I'm gonna ride in a big jet plane And you won't see me around here no more The morning drive is never easy It's always the same And I don't want to be the one who closes my door Cause I don't beat around I got jumped for n
As they strapped that straight jacket on him,
Someone heard him say -- he babled out loud:
If you'd lived with her, long as I have,
You'd be slap crazy too.
She's the one that's really a psycho,
More than a few screws loose.
She's nutty as a squirrel;
Doctor, please, please take the girl.
Get her outta here!
Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin',
If he'd just dig the bait.
Is it Tim McGraw or John Anderson,
I'm trying to imitate?
sorry Tim!